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Thursday 20 March 2014

Australia finds 2 potential bits of missing Malaysian plane wreckage - Thursday, March 20, 2014


Two pieces of wreckage that are possibly from the missing Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 - one estimated to be 78ft in size - have been found to the west of Australia, it was announced yesterday. The debris was spotted on satellite imagery and a total of four aircraft have been sent to investigate the sighting, some 1553 miles off the coast of Perth.

Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott announced the potential breakthrough to Parliament in Canberra Thursday, but warned the wreckage may not be from the missing flight. Continue...


John Young of the Australian Maritime Safety Authority said at an afternoon press conference that one aircraft was already on scene searching the area, and three others were due to meet it into Thursday evening. A merchant ship dispatched in the search operation was also due to arrive around 6p.m. Canberra time.

The imagery, which was progressively captured by satellites passing over the area, has not yet been released to the media. Commercial satellites have been tasked with collecting higher resolution images of the floating objects.

Mr Young said visibility was poor in the area, hampering both air and satellite efforts and he estimated the water in the location where the debris was spotted to be several thousand feet deep.
'I must emphasize that these objects may be very difficult to locate,' he told report

British grandmother claims semen is the best anti-aging product


A UK grandmother, Stella Ralfini, (pictured above) says her wrinkle-free face is all thanks to a semen therapy which she does on her face by applying semen from her lover after sexual intercourse.
Stella, 67, said she learnt the bizarre anti-aging method while in India studying a unique sexual therapy called Tantra. According to her, all you need is a lover with healthy sperm residue..

"All you need is a lover but if you don't have one you know what to do. All you need to do is just ten days or two weeks, you both should have a nice time and make sure he has a great time, and when your beautiful love making session is over, you are going to scoop this amazing sperm mask in your finger, apply it all over your face, leave it for fifteen minutes and then wash off. I know some of you are thinking "What is she saying?!" but we have to assume that your lover is a healthy clean man and eats wells.

Lol. Now which man put grandma Stella up to this? Funnily, she's not the only one who believes in this therapy. Actress Heather Locklear, 51, in a recent interview told a reporter that the secret to her youthful look was as a result of semen on face therapy. Continue...


UK Mirror reports that research has however proven Stella and Heather right in the usefulness of semen as an anti-aging substance. Research shows that the Human semen is rich in anti-oxidant, proteolytic proteins that helps to diminish aging lines on faces and helps to destroy dead layers on skin, revealing a more fresher skin layer.
The researcher must be a man. Not putting no gaddem semen on my face! Lol.
Posted by Linda Ikeji at 8:25 AM

It Is Harder to Quit Alcohol Than to Quit Smoking - Naomi Campbell

Naomi Campbell looking smashing in a black cutout swimsuit on the cover of the April issue of Shape magazine. In the issue, Naomi opens up about how quitting smoking has been harder than she thought it would be.

"People told me that cigarettes are harder to quit than alcohol. I didn’t believe it, but you know what? It is harder. I'm not someone who wants to light up inside people's homes, including my own, and I don't want to stand outside on street corners anymore. It's still a struggle. In fact, just talking about it makes me crave one, so let's stop, please! But I am really trying." the world-famous supermodel said of her desire to quit.

Direct marketing lessons from a kilishi seller Posted on March 18, 2014



You know what kilishi is right?

That peppered dry meat sold usually in the Northern part of Nigeria. They are so popular Tuface even mentioned it in the song he was featured in by P-Square. He said something like…

“Everytime I go Abuja I dey buy you kilishi…

Click here to watch it on Youtube

By the way, I’m a huge Tuface fan. Along with PSquare and D’banj I believe they are the three biggest acts we have in this country.

Please note I said biggest. Don’t bring any argument about someone wey sabi sing pass. Biggest does not mean the best singer.

Back to the matter at hand.

Segun “The Pundit” Agbede went to Kano at the weekend to cover the premier league game involving Kano Pillars for Super Sport and he was gracious enough to bring us some kilishi in the office.

As a marketer through and through, some things struck me about the package. The kilishi seller must know one or two things about direct marketing.

1. It was well packaged. Most people in “ordinary” businesses do not think about image. They think because they are mechanics, moi moi seller, fried yam seller etc that they must look rugged and unkept. If you want to attract the type of customers that will pay you good money without stress, you have to look the part.

2. Dan Kennedy tells us all the time to always make an offer in our marketing materials. Your name and slogan is not enough. You must make an offer. An offer people will like to respond to. Take a look at the package. It says “Taste before you buy”.

3. I wrote not too long ago that one of the best ways to increase sales is to offer a money back guarantee. That is what the kilishi seller did. He gave a two month guarantee that the kilishi will remain intact all through. That will put your mind at rest if you were not going to consume the kilishi immediately.

So what do you think? How can you apply these principles to your own business?